At least my cousins own a couple badass boats.

WELL. I am officially never eating again.

I went to Lake Granbury for a family reunion this weekend. My uncle greeted me with a nice big, "Heyyy Brooke, you've gained weight! You look better this way... mom, don't you think Brooke looks better now that she's gained weight?" Thanks for the, um, compliment.

I think I'll stick to a solid diet of wheat thins and booze from now on.